Love at First Sight/Transcript

Shelby: Another sign!

Chum Chum: Are you insane?!

Shelby: Excuse me, this is his destiny you're talking about.

Fanboy: Yeah, Chum Chum, this is my destiny. Shelby, I need your advice. I don't know anything about love.

Shelby: You've come to the right shell. You'll be smooching up a storm in no time!

Consuela: Eduardo, have you ever felt this way about someone else? We did not meet by chance. This is our destiny.

Eduardo: Let's smooch up a storm.

(Scene cuts to Axelle and her boyfriend)

Both: [Laughing]

Fanboy: My darling Axelle. I know my heart... My darling Axel, I know in my heart that we did meet by chance. And the electricity we felt between us can only mean one thing: that we are truly, madly, deeply in love. (Chum Chum faceplams) That is why I come before you on bended knee... Oh. ...to humbly ask, Axelle, will you smooch up a storm with me?

Axelle's boyfriend: [Laughing] You just gave your death speech! Nobody talks to Axel like that!

Axelle: [Groaning]

Fanboy: You see? I'm not making this up. Would you mind turning off that music? We're having a moment here?

Axelle's boyfriend: Huh?

Axelle: That's not music. It's my heart.

Fanboy: Huh?

Axelle: [Moaning]

Chum Chum: Oh, she's part bear, part slobbery dog.

(Axelle rides off with Fanboy, leaving her boyfriend behind. A montage is shown with Fanboy and Axelle at the movies, restaurant, clothing store, and the fair with Axelle's boyfriend spying on them angrily. Axelle drives with Fanboy with flies flying into his face. Scene cuts to a sunset at the beach. Fanboy spits out a fly. Scene cuts to the Fanlair.)

Chum Chum: He hasn't updated for hours. What if he never comes back? What if she's got him trapped in her bear cave? (teary-eyed) Oh! So long, buddy. It's been real.

(Fanboy opens the door. The scene shows his face looking hedious.)

Chum Chum: Ah! What happened to you?! You look like a zombie who got hit by a bus.

Fanboy: Axelle gave me a makeover. I'm not sure it's really me.

Shelby: When you're in love, you have to make sacrifices.

Chum Chum: What is that?

Fanboy: Axelle gave me a present too.

Chum Chum: She bit you?

Fanboy: No, her present did. [Screaming]

Shelby: This is to be expected. Love hurts sometimes.

Fanboy: Ah! Oof!

[Electricity fizzling]

Fanboy and Chum Chum: Whoa! What was that?!

Shelby: That was beautiful. Love strikes again.

Fanboy and Chum Chum: Huh?

Consuela: Eduardo, when you're in love, you have to make sacrifices. Love hurts sometimes.

Fanboy: Shelby, is this where you've been getting all your advice from?

Shelby: Where else? It is the top-rated show on television.

Fanboy: Hey, Chum Chum. Give me your hand.

Chum Chum: Uh, no offense, Fanboy, but I just like you as a friend. [Grunts] [Moaning]

Fanboy: So, Dr. Love, how do you explain this?

Shelby: Fascinating. Fanboy, your DNA never ceases to amaze! It seems that you're armpit glands have been storing static electricity since your birth. These glands must operate just like the ones on certain rays and cels. One touch and...

Fanboy and Chum Chum: [Laughing]

Shelby: Are you even listening?

Chum Chum: Rays and eels, whatever. The only thing that matters is Fanboy's not in love!

Fanboy: I'm not in love! I'm not in love! How am I gonna tell Axelle?

Chum Chum: Dude, just text her. From a concrete bunker. On the moon.

Fanboy: No, Chum Chum. I have to do this in person. I'm sure she'll understand.

(Scene cuts to Axelle crying.)

Axelle: (sobbing) WHY?! WHY?!

Fanboy: There's no reason to be upset. We were never really in love. It was just physical.

(Axelle makes a tiny metal model that looks like Fanboy.)

Fanboy: Hey, that sort of looks like...

(Axelle punches the model.)

Fanboy: ...me.

(Axelle is about to punch Fanboy.)

Fanboy: I was just kidding around before, as if I could ever break up with my... sweet, gentle Axelle. (chuckles nervously.)

(Axelle stops, laughs and hugs Fanboy, causing electricity.)

Axelle: You feel that? You and I got something special!

(Scene cuts to the Fanlair.)

Fanboy: What am I gonna do? I'm gonna be stuck with her for the rest of my life.

Chum Chum: Maybe you can at least get her to change to a different color of lipstick?

Fanboy: What if she wants to get married?!

Chum Chum: AND HAVE KIDS?!

(Scene shows the future with Fanboy holding a rattle and a baby bear destroying it. Cut back to the Fanlair.)

Sheby: This is splendorous. I'm gonna be an uncle!

Fanboy: Yeah, and it's all because of some stupid soap opera!

Consuela: Eduardo, it's over. Ricardo has come out of his coma, and I cannot possibly love both of you at once.

Fanboy: Hey, that's it. If I can just find someone else for Axelle to love, I'm free!

Chum Chum: All right, I'll call the zoo and see if they have any single male bears. (luaghs)

(Scene cuts to the park.)

Fanboy: Soon as Axelle and Kyle touch, I'll give 'em one of these. (shoots electricity with his armpit.)

Chum Chum: What makes you think they're gonna touch each other?

Fanboy: I told Axelle that Kyle stole my collar.

(Axelle approaches Kyle and grabs him.)

Axelle: Are you the dirtbag who stole my boyfriend's neck chain?

Kyle: Gah! Please, let me go!

Fanboy: Here we go! Let the loving begin!

(Axelle's boyfriend appears and send Chum Chum up to a tree.)

Axelle's boyfriend: Ever since Axelle started going out with you, she's totally blown me off!

Fanboy: Ah!

(Axelle's boyfriend misses and Fanboy runs off as Axelle's boyfriend starts chasing him. Fanboy finds Chum Chum on the tree.)

Chum Chum: Ah! Help!

(Fanboy climbs on the tree as Axelle's boyfriend starts punching it.)

Chum Chum: AH! Fanboy, blast him!

(Fanboy starts blasting electricity, which goes out of control. Axelle's boyfriend touches the tree, causing it to fall. Fanboy grabs Chum Chum and both go to the right, making the tree fall to the right. Axelle's boyfriend runs off as Fanboy and Chum Chum scream and the tree falls down. When noticing that the tree has fallen down, Axelle drops Kyle.)

Kyle: Nobody ever shock me like that. I think I'm in love.

(Fanboy and Chum Chum spit out leaves and Axelle's boyfriend appears yelling.)

Chum Chum: Fanboy, zap him!

Fanboy: (as he tried to zap Axelle's boyfriend, the electricity doesn't go out.) Uh-oh, I'm out of juice. I must have used it all up.

Axelle's boyfriend: (grabs Fanboy as Chum Chum runs off.) Where do you want it? The spleen or the spleen?

(Axelle punches her boyfriend.)

Axelle: Hands off my man!

Axelle's boyfriend: (groans in pain)

Fanboy: Thanks for saving my face, Axelle. But I have to be honest, I don't want to be your man.

Axelle: You're so funny sometimes. Come here! Ah!

(Axelle hugs Fanboy, no electricty comes out. Axelle struggles to make the electricty out but it doesn't work.)

Axelle: Ah! Wait! I don't feel it anything. What's going on?

Fanboy: See? We're really not in love.

Axelle: Ah... (she puts Fanboy down and sits on a bench, breaking it.) I guess I don't have a man anymore.

(Fanboy notices Axelle's boyfriend with a chain with a picture of Axelle.)

Fanboy: Maybe you do.

(Axelle's boyfriend hides it. Axelle notices her boyfriend and they cry in joy as they reunite.)

Axelle: (gives her boyfriend his teeth.) Here you go.

Axelle's boyfriend: Thanks.

(Fireworks start to shoot as Axelle and her boyfriend leave.)

Kyle: (whimpers) WHY?! (runs off sobbing)

Fanboy: Yay! We did it!

Chum Chum: Yeah...

(Episode ends.)