Video Star Vanilla/Transcript

Chum Chum: Don't worry about it. Alicia's gonna be thrilled. Who wouldn't want to have a worldwide celebrity cat?

(The scene moves to Alicia growling.)

Alicia: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Fanboy: Alicia!

Chum Chum: It's all good Alicia! Vanilla is your ticket to the big time.

Alicia: I don't care about the big time, Chum Chum! I just want my kitty! Thanks to both of you, I can't get anywhere near her!

(Scene shows Vanilla.)

Alicia: Hey! (unfortunetly, a security gaurd slaps her) Ah!

Security Gaurd: Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step away from the cat.

(Kenneth Applebottom takes Vanilla to his limo.)

Alicia: (gasps) Hey! Open up!

Chum Chum: It's Kenneth Applebottom! I love your movies, man! And your yogurt commercials.

Alicia: (pushes Chum Chum) What do you think you're doing?! That's my cat!

Kenneth Applebottom: Not anymore. I just bought her. She's gonna star in my next feature: Countin & Abbey: Still Counting After All These Years. See you at the movies!

(The limo drives away.)

Alicia: Daddy! How could you?!

Alicia's Father: But honey, I did it for you. So we can take that Caribbean cruise you always wanted.

Alicia: What Caribbean cruise?!

(The scene moves to Alicia's mother, who giggles excitedly)

Alicia's Father: Oh, maybe that wasn't you.

(Alicia runs away crying. The scene cuts to the Fanlair.)

Fanboy: Poor Alicia.

Chum Chum: Poor Vanilla. That director's a hacker.

Fanboy: Dude, you just told him how much you loved him.

Chum Chum: Yeah, that's what you do. Don't you know anything about showbiz?