Go Fish!/Transcript

Shelby: (sobbing) 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! All my precious romance, CRYING FOREVER!!!!!' Look at what you've done!

Shelby: Okay, the screen looks nice and clear. But how do I change the channel?

Fanboy: TVs cost a fortune. This is the best we can do right now.

Shelby: A fish doesn't even have things on.

Fanboy: Come on, Shelby, I'm sure you'll get to know him.

Shelby: Oh, I know everything about goldfish. Weather or not IS A TV SET!!!

Shelby: Enjoy yourself, TV MURDER!!!

Fanboy: (western accent) County fish inspecter! He's not even real gold!

Shelby: Wait! I can... Hold on just one breif moment, sir. If you really are the county fish inspecter, where's your fin callebrator?

Fanboy: Er... it's... uhm... (takes off the glasses) (normal accent) How do you know these things?!

Shelby: Fanboy, what is the meaning of this?!

Fanboy and Chum Chum: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Chum Chum: Do something!

Fanboy and Chum Chum: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Shelby: YOU MONSTERS!!!

Fanboy: Shelby, no! You don't understand!

Shelby: Oh, I understand perfectly well! You boys had it for Goldfishy from day one!

Fanboy: He's been around for a day! Today is day one!

Shelby: Point scanned!

Chum Chum: We were trying to get to know him!

Shelby: By flushing him down the toilet?!

Chum Chum: No! You see, the reason we did that is because we broke his bowl and almost threw him out of the window!

Shelby: You're worse than I thought!

Fanboy: We don't have time to argue.